Trick or TREETS!

Here's the order in which everyone should eat their candy this halloween:

1. Soda. Once we snuck out of the church halloween party and found a house that was giving out full 12oz cans of pepsi, we went back too many times to count.


2. Unusual/Unique. This includes popcorn balls, chocolate skulls, and yes the elusive FULL-SIZE candy bar!


3. Fun Size candy bars. Yep these come second, don't you even try to eat them first! I'll know!


4. GUMMIES!! Gummies rock, if they are worms or bears or bloody severed limbs, I don't care I'll eat them all and love it!


5. Sour candies. These are sweet tarts, shock tarts, well pretty much everything that you read the word 'tart' on.


6. Licorice. The safe way out for any house on the block, just get some o'those individually wrapped twizzlers, they make mouths happy, right? RIGHT?!


7. Gum. I actually got a STICK OF GUM from a pack one time, I was pretty pissed while I ate it anyway


8. Mary-Janes/Danged 'ol Bit-O-Honey/Black and Orange peanut-butter candy. These are probably the most common after smarties.


9. Smarties/Necco wafers. ....and any other peices of CHALK you may get in your smilin' punkin' bag. We used to empty all the smarties into a bowl and there they would sit till the new year.

Well, there you have it, the way most kids prefer their candy(at least last time I went T-or-Ting, many years ago), please base your halloween purchases on this list or face cleaning up the eggs on Nov-One.